13mo:
if you arent thinking about the giant contaminated catfish in the chernobyl nuclear cooling pond then fuck you
Posted 23 hours ago
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Tumblr flagged some of my old half naked pics from high school and I am dying
Anyway… 2019 is about being bisexual and sexy
Posted 23 hours ago
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*goes up to podium at a funeral for a eulogy* *tears up* you… you know she dead
Posted 1 day ago
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“But their music is so good!!”
Omfg
Yes offense I don’t give 2 bitches and a flying cooch
why did this trend ever end
Posted 1 day ago
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Our Leader. He is us. We are him.
HOW DID YOU GET HANDS
HOW DID YOU GET HANDSHEY
HOW DID YOU GET HANDS
HOW DID YOU GET HANDS
HOW DID YOU GET HANDS
HOW DID YOU GET HANDS
HOW DID YOU GET HANDSHOW DID YOU GET HANDS
HEY
HOW DID YOU GET HANDSThis is the opposite of that one video where a guy walks towards a group of cats wearing a cat mask only for all of them to run away from him.
Posted 1 day ago
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I was about to fold towels when this little girl decided to jump into the dryer. I spun the drum to try and make her leave and this was the result.
Posted 2 days ago
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Posted 2 days ago
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#im crying???? #where can i buy 1000 of these to throw at people i love
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#im crying???? #where can i buy 1000 of these to throw at people i love
terrifying monstrosity: who could possibly love me when I am a terrifying monstrosity
me, stretched out on the table in front of them with a rose between my teeth: wellWELL THEN.
OH MY GOD
Posted 2 days ago
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My eyes: crying 👁💦
Outside: raining 🌧☁️☔️
Feeling: alone 👎👤
Despa: cito 😔
Posted 2 days ago
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